Waiting in the courtroom hallway for an eviction hearing.

Tenant: You think just because we’re here that you can judge me?

Me: I’m not judging you. I’m just here doing my job.

Tenant: That’s right! You can’t judge me.

Me: Yep. That’s the judge’s job, not mine.

Tenant: What?

Me: The judge. In the courtroom. It’s his job. Not mine.

Tenant: There’s a judge in there? No one told me that! You can’t do that without telling me! That not fair!