Sh*t Tenants Say

Soap Opera

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A tenant’s employee complained that we didn’t have safety notices on the liquid hand soap dispensers in the restrooms.

She was brushing her teeth after lunch and forgot to bring her toothpaste so she squirted some hand soap on her toothbrush instead.  She said it nearly made her throw up.

She was very upset that there weren’t any warning notices posted to tell her not to eat the soap.  How was she to know she wasn’t supposed to eat the soap?  She threatened to get a lawyer involved if she got sick.

I wonder if she rinsed the toothbrush on the toilet too?  I mean, we didn’t have notices on those either.  I probably needed more notices.  Don’t eat the toilet paper!  Don’t lick the electrical outlet!  Don’t chew on the light bulbs!  Don’t eat soap and then yell at your landlord!

 

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